July 2012
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They opened for Empires the other...
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Sunday night I took Gold in the Olympic Drinking...
Tonight, I try to medal in the all-around. I’m confident I can do this. For God and ‘murrika.
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Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy makes me feel like...
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Demonoid is down and it's the only place that has...
But then… I found a random serial number without needing a keygen or a crack or anything and I used it AND IT WORKED OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT HAPPENING TODAY IS THE BEST DAY
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I have to leave the house in half an hour.
My brain just decided to start a rousing game of Are you sure you’re not gonna stop breathing and drop dead in the next 5 minutes?
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Wait I have Max's mom's address because she bought...
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Donating to Empires: a Chat
Me: I kind of want to be like their grandma and just start sending $20s in the mail or something.
Lissa: HAHAHA If they'd give us a new mailing address they could get happy birthday/have a hundred money cards all the time.
Lissa: We could make a game of sending them the weirdest cards. Happy bar mitzvah step grandson, it's ok you're gay!
Me: I think this has to happen
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Unpopular Opinion Time.
As much as I hate Chick-Fil-A and refuse to eat their food, I hate politicians stepping on the Constitution even more. If you don’t agree with this company’s philosophies and think they’re a fine example of the creepy christian anti-intellectualism movement (like I do), then just don’t eat there. I support the boycott wholeheartedly and have been boycotting them for years....
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thewrongshoes reblogged your photo: Sean Van Vleet of Empires Motr Pub | Cincinnati,…
was this before or after someone got murdered in front of their van?
This was before. We left about 12:30ish and no one was dead at the time but there were a lot of creepers wandering around. Empires always plays the classiest areas of any city they go to but lemme tell you… this shit rivaled South...
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Venues who don't list show times, ticket prices,...
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I just got 3 filters and a light tent setup for...
90% savings; store was going out of business but they somehow had what I needed/had been putting off buying. Right place at the right time. I can’t even. I feel like I just hit the goddamn lottery.
Seriously. I got a 6-point star filter for $2 I can’t contain my glee right now BREATHE BITCH BREATHE
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Holy Jesus Fuck what the fuck happened in Colorado
A friend who also saw TDKR texted me and told me to turn on the fucking news and I’m sitting here watching and just… oh my god. Those poor fucking people. Needless to say, what I think/feel about Batman doesn’t mean shit right now. My thoughts are with the victims, survivors, and families. For what it’s worth.
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I have a lot of feelings. Have talked them over...
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Romney Just Made... →
wisconsinforward:
In the time it takes me to train my replacement in India, Romney just made $331,559.98
Romneyjustmade.com
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Can we talk about why Happy Endings was snubbed...
BECAUSE I DON’T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW 30 ROCK AND VEEP GOT NOMINATIONS WHEN BOTH OF THOSE SHOWS WERE AWFUL (LY UNFUNNY) AND I WOULD RATHER SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE OR DRINK MOLTEN LAVA THAN WATCH BIG BANG THEORY’S SHITSHOW NERDS-CAN’T-BE-ATTRACTIVE-OR-HOLD-A-CONVERSATION STEREOTYPE-FEST. GAHHHHHHH
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When are people going to stop thinking of Apple as... →
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Me: hanging out with beckett is the equivalent of hanging out with your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend
Lissa: Hanging out with Beckett is like hiding from reality behind a stop sign.
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“Africa refers to shaving as ‘the man’s slash-and-burning to better...”
– Lissa
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“Africa got kind of weird and decided to join a nonprofit for a while. Got pretty...”
– Lissa
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Some douche at work tried to tell me about how hot...
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SO EXCITED FOR THE GODDAMN BATMANS!
EXCEPT ANNE HATHAWAY IS PLAYING CATWOMAN
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OMGWTFJWALK
Me: Jon Walker got arrested
Lissa: For being too cute?
Me: Idk but he canceled 2 shows. bet it was pot.
Lissa: Intent to sell because they don't know he can smoke a pound in a week.
Lisssa: "Officers, it's all mine I just went to Costa Rica you see."
Me: "Here, I'll prove it: LEMME PLAY YOU AN ACOUSTIC SONG ABOUT GROWING A BEARD."
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I think the funniest thing about Daniel Tosh is...
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I work at GameStop for 4 hours a week because my...
I meet a lot of interesting people in those 4 hours (I don’t mean that in an ‘interesting is a nasty codeword for socially-backwards’ kind of way), and if I go somewhere in my work shirt people will seriously talk to me like I’m their best friend. Like tonight while waiting for food I met a dude who offered to campaign on Dead Island and Left 4 Dead with me.
Arguably the...
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androphobie asked: hey! i'm totally in love with your commentary on the domestic violence shirts, and i feel the EXACT same way about them. not only does it imply that victims are weak, but it also reinforces male bodily privilege. smh. stay awesome!
