July 2011
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I have senior pics out the ass to get edited.
I am so tired I can’t see straight. Yet so tired I can’t make myself sleep, either. Thank the baby Jesus that the client is naturally gorgeous and needs like no retouching.
Also thank the baby jesus that I didn’t say anything stupid on twitter today.
monsterinrage replied to your photo: I realized that I have hundreds and hundreds of…
i saw their RT of your tweet on my phone and i “AWW“‘d outloud. just letting you know! checking these out now!!
Whose RT? I swear I’m like wasted while not being wasted at all. Nothing makes sense today.
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zeriously reblogged your photo: I realized that I have hundreds and hundreds of…
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definitely just bought one of Tom, even though I’m super cramped for wall space. the pictures are just too good not to.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. AND I’M NOT SURE WHY WE DON’T FOLLOW EACH OTHER, BUT NOW WE DO. <3
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The internet & trying to keep it classy
It’s like a losing battle.
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Heads up, people who bought prints from me last...
At the time (with that lab), the best I could do price-wise to maximize profits for Empires was to have the images printed to poster paper. I have a new lab which has better paper and better deals. The prints I’m selling now will be on actual photo paper and will be unbelievably kickass. I promise.
Thanks <3
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JUST A LITTLE FYI FOR EVERYBODY!!!!!!11!!!
Just so you know so like, people~ stop being fucking assholes to me? Sarah’s stepfather died on Monday and I’ve been helping her family out and haven’t had time to:
shit-talk anyone’s photography on fucking Tumblr
make mean comments in ask boxes or otherwise
block anyone on aim
I have not given a single fuck about the internet, least of all who posts what on their own...
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Hello Tramp Stamp (duh nuh nuhhhhh nuh)
Me: Lissa i'm getting that inked
Lissa: HAHAHAAH NO
Me: Yup.
Lissa: NO
Me: I want a tomrad werewolf tramp stammmmp
Lissa: omg
Lissa: he would see it
Lissa: And just stare at you
Lissa: and then combust
Me: I'd make him sign it.
Lissa: you would break the tom
Me: HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Empires on Vocalo
chimeer:
for those who’ve missed it:
the intro
the interview
Spit the dark
Runaway
The night is young
Hard Times
Hello lover
Bang
Dana you’re the best. Thank you so much.
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Every time I start drawing Tom as a werewolf I...
Please draw Tom as a werewolf. They probably don’t even know what furries are given their confused response to Ryan Manno’s internet porn reference.
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REBLOG IF I AINTCHA TELEPHONE
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When you sing the songs like Sean sings them live
Because you’re lucky enough to have seen them live so many fucking times.
Endless hearts right now.
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I hope someone's recording this. Please?
If you are, can you link me? I need mp3s because this is amazing.
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sceaterian replied to your post: Sometimes I’m like “Really, Tumblr? You like that?”
They’re concert photos. Most of what we get is blurry AND looks like shit, at least those are recognizable. Most of my memories of Empires concerts are fuzzy at best anyway. You’re one of like two people that can actually take good Empires pics.
Thank you for the compliment. Mostly I was...
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@ Melissa
I LOLD SO HARD THAT ICED TEA SHOT OUT OF MY FACE. OF COURSE I LOVE FLAT PHOTOS WITH NO BLACKS OR WHITES THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WERE CONVERTED TO .GIF IN MS PAINT. MAKING SURE THE SHOT IS IN FOCUS IS SO 5 MINUTES AGO… I’M ON TO EXPLORING ENTIRELY NEW REALMS OF BLURRY. IT ISN’T ART UNLESS YOUR EYES HURT. BUT YOU PROBABLY WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IT’S SO CUTTING EDGE AND...
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Sometimes I'm like "Really, Tumblr? You like...
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Dear Lane Bryant
Why do you send me sale notification emails? I cannot wear any of your clothes because I am not super pear-shaped with massive tits. Your bras can fit both my boobs and my head in one single cup! Trust me, you have the wrong person. I unsubscribe and still you send me emails about your ugly fucking clothes. Even if I could wear them, I would not. I am not going to be on the Tyra Banks Show anytime...
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blurry.
it’s all so…. blurry.
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Important Photography Tip #34839292
Just because your camera can go up to ISO 6400 doesn’t mean you should use it. Sure, being able to push the ISO comes in handy in low light situations, but noise ruins otherwise-decent shots.
Congratulations, your photos now look like they were taken with a Blackberry.
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Important Photography Tip #34839291
Even with a fancy schmancy SLR, blurry is still blurry. Technology has made it even easier for people to take horrible photos. Whether you happen to be photographing Jesus Himself or the bassist of your favorite band, the image isn’t any good unless at least part of it is in focus. And now here comes a bunch of excuses about how you’re actually a photography genius and you meant to do...
Am currently standing in the grocery store...
abcdefghijklissamnopqrstuvwxyz- asked: 4 because focusing on that sounds like a good plan.
11 because you'll make it hilarious either way.
20 but it's probably a link.
24 because it's the best number.
Go go go.
11 because you'll make it hilarious either way.
20 but it's probably a link.
24 because it's the best number.
Go go go.
meliass asked: 1, 7, 26!
THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS →
babylovelarissa:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that makes me sad...
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abcdefghijklissa:
dailygabespam:
Cobra...
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“Bitch ain’t drivin my non-existent car after a month of dating. Right?...”
– a rational human being
I need new friends.
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Vanessa is Creating: Taking Back Sunday, Bogarts... →
vanessadoes:
Last night was about holding hands with strangers to stay in place, of sharing water and sweat that dripped off my face and hands and arms, until I was soaked like I’d stepped out of a shower. It was about sometimes singing the words back to a singer who stared into my eyes, or the eyes of the boy next to me, or the girl next to me, or my friends’ eyes, or climbing out to walk...
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Watchmayqueen517:
So, a lot of you know about Molly. Molly is my golden/lab mix puppy (she’s 9 months old this month, you guys!) and last month, she injured her leg. She tore a ligament, requiring expensive surgery. Because of some seriously amazing people, we were able to afford her surgery sooner than later. She’s been recuperating steadily over the past month (she ripped her incision open 2 weeks...
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Wow. Shit is not any less crazy, stupid, or fucked...
So much for looking at the world with new eyes, amirite? I guess that takes more sleep and less bullshit. I had a dream that I locked you the fuck out of my house because you were a crazy monster, and that’s pretty much the best analogy I have going for real life.
Whatever, Tumblr. I have actual shit to do and can’t spend another fucking minute worrying about trapping fucking coyotes.
Who cares right? Everything else is fucking...
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When your best friend fucking straight-up lies to...
I feel like someone kicked me in the stomach.
Sorry I think that you dating a 38-year old mother of 3 is a bad idea. Sorry that she stared at me like a fucking freak when she came to see you and then continued to stare at me from outside of the store for 10 minutes like a lunatic (which you conveniently do not remember) and I thought that she wanted to shank me when really she just wanted to...
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An ordered list of the ways I fail as a drunk
Had some vodka in the hopes it would put me to sleep or make me stop being me for like 2 hours. Maybe. One could hope, anyway.
Loln.
I made no sense on the internet for a while. Like a boss.
But after a while I just sort of wandered away from my conversations to do things in the house/to annoy my friends. Talked to Beej. Made no sense. I can hear the words coming out of my mouth and I know...
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blaidd-drwg:
monsterinrage replied to your photo: In unrelated news, look at how great my ass looks…
guys don’t do it it’s a trap. WHERE IS CHRIS HANSEN?!
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Dim the lights. It’s time to take it down a...
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chimeer: samvanfleet: blaidd-drwg: samvanfleet:... →
samvanfleet:
blaidd-drwg:
samvanfleet:
saraquael:
blaidd-drwg:
monsterinrage replied to your post: TOM CONRAD.
GOD I LOVE THIS GIF. i need more creepy svv/empires gifs for my collection
pretty sure these are the only ones I have.
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blaidd-drwg:
monsterinrage replied to your post: TOM CONRAD.
GOD I LOVE THIS GIF. i need more creepy svv/empires gifs for my collection
pretty sure these are the only ones I have.
Tits or gtfo? Looks like he chose tits.
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HEY DUM DUM
YOU KNOW WHAT GOES GREAT WITH ALL THAT VODKA YOU’RE DRINKING?
SUGAR!
NICE ONE, YA JACKALOPE!
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Dear Tumblr
Is there an app to make me less mean? I would like to install it, thanks. Ughhhhhhh.
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believe.: I’M LOOKING FOR AN HOURLY WAGE I WENT TO... →
wordswarsandsymphonies:
I’M LOOKING FOR AN HOURLY WAGE
I WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL
DIDN’T DO GREAT
STILL I GOTTA MAKE MO’ CASH
MORE EDUCATION IS WHAT I’M LOOKING AT
WHEN I GET A DEGREE
I WILL MAKE A BIGGER SALARY
BUT NOW I’VE GOT TO SEE
WHICH COLLEGE IS RIGHT FOR ME
I WENT ON THE INTERNET, AND
FOUND EDUCATION CO-NNEC-TION
I TOOK SOME FREE TESTS
TO FIND OUT MY DIRECTION
I’M TAKING MY...
