July 2011
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I wish Tumblr had a feature that would filter out...
June 2011
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My soup has okra in it.
It makes me think of Adam Lasagna.
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How much do you want to bet he plays nothing but...
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Watching Viva La Bam on Netflix with Beej
DUNNNNNNN
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I'm watching Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares...
Lissa has converted me. I no longer despise him. GDI.
It might be the accent.
But now I can’t sleep because I’m starving.
So starving that I am now making beef stock.
Later it will be vegetable/beef/barley soup. Later like in 8 hours gdi again.
I drugged myself with Benny but keep forcing myself to stay awake to find out if this restaurant is going to close or not.
A lot of...
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I'm kind of impressed with what a small place the...
In other news, Weenie, my phone isn’t sending text messages so I’ll email you as soon as I clean and make food. Even though there is fuck-all going on so idek what I’m going to tell you. I might have to make something up. I might tell you about the dream I had where you were on Parks and Rec and you challenged Ron Swanson to an eating contest.
I think i just blew it by telling...
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Good Luck Atomic Weenie Wings: Maybe by... →
atomicween:
Maybe by Thanksgiving?
My mother has spent the past couple of weeks obsessed with Ancestry.com. She’s always been interested in genealogy so, it was only a matter of time. Last night, she found out that my family are descendants of a Mayflower passenger. The irony that I am still searching for freedom from persecution is not lost on me.
What are you waiting for Pennsylvania? ...
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I fucking love that this video is all sexydancing and cobras trying to eat...
– Lissa, on the new Cobra Starship video
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How can I get by on one house? I need five houses, ten houses! I need three jet...
– Senator Bernie Sanders, The Speech (via pantslessprogressive)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLissa: I never want to be able to type... →
abcdefghijklissa:
Sometimes in my spare time I look through design/home decor blogs because I’m ridiculously excited about decorating my space. The more I look, the more I’m bummed at how unimaginative it all is. No offense meant to ladies 30-55 who try hard to make their houses warm and homey, because it’s a nice look for you, but Jesus. Your tips are all ‘spray paint this thing you got...
midnightentity replied to your post: There are fucking people in my city who do not have access to a grocery store in their neighborhood. Please do not tell me that veganism is easy when you live in fucking Oregon, the state with the most vegetarians per capita.
aren’t vegans who act like everyone has the same privileges and resources as them the GREATEST
Yeah they’re especially awesome...
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There are fucking people in my city who do not...
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I'll say it here, too, ig.
IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHO I AM, OR WHAT I EAT, THEN PLEASE JUST UNFOLLOW ME INSTEAD OF BERATING ME LIKE I’M 5 YEARS OLD.
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Discrimination and Bias in the Vegan Ideal
The vegan ideal is entailed by arguments for ethical veganism based on traditional moral theory (rights and/or utilitarianism) extended to animals. The most ideal lifestyle would abjure the use of animals or their products for food since animals suffer and have rights not to be killed. The ideal is discriminatory because the arguments presuppose a “male physiological norm” that...
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One of my responsibilities as Commander in Chief is to keep an eye on robots....
– President Obama talking to the National Robotics Engineering Center at Carnegie Mellon. (via juliasegal)
Starting July 1st I shall write LOVE on my arm. I...
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cameronliddell-:
i do not. i don’t trust a foundation where 23% of the proceeds are “missing”.
I don’t trust a foundations where some of the proceeds that WERE found went to organizations using disgusting methods to force homosexuality out of teenagers.
That too
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"You guys are really flattering me."
Ween: 'Elephants falling and burning' is my favorite, non-misheard lyric.
Sean: Oh from Under the Bright Lights?
Ween: Yeah. I love it.
Me: We want to get it inked.
Sean: Wow. I'm going to get a big head.
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You Bred Raptors?!: Photography Purists: a Rant in... →
chimeer:
saraquael:
Purists make me a little crazy, even though I am firmly live and let live on the subject. They’re your images, you make them however you want to. I won’t tell you how to shoot unless you’re asking me for crit.
I just don’t understand people who look down upon innovation, though. Who gets to…
to me adjustments of settings are of the same nature, no matter what tool you...
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Netflix is like that friend who consistently tries...
“Based on your interest in Night of the Living Dead, Amadeus, and Wet Hot American Summer.”
Oh but you like blonde guys, right? Well Peter the super-conservative Republican taxidermist is blonde so you will probably wind up marrying him. Have fun, you crazy kids!
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Photography Purists: a Rant in 5 Small Paragraphs
Purists make me a little crazy, even though I am firmly live and let live on the subject. They’re your images, you make them however you want to. I won’t tell you how to shoot unless you’re asking me for crit.
I just don’t understand people who look down upon innovation, though. Who gets to decide what technology we embrace, and what we see as rudimentary or non-artistic?...
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I'm out, Tumblr, it's been real. If anyone needs...
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So just once I want to shoot Empires in good...
New goal, 2011.
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I just think like, to each their own but don't...
Do you stand with sweaty, (and often seriously stinky) girls in a heap with your camera to your face almost constantly, waiting for some dude on stage to fucking move a fraction of an inch out of the cave of fucking darkness he’s safely nestled himself into, only to find that he’s instead just going to play to the amp for the rest of the song - AND MEANWHILE IN OTHER AWESOME REAL...
midnightentity:
oh man okay tumblr while my entire dash seems to be on the subject for one reason or another here is a piece of advice that everyone probably already knows but it is the only thing i know so let me share it shhh
if you ever shoot in black and white just
never actually shoot in black and white on your camera don’t
raw images plus channel mixer equals yay
but i have never...
Sometimes I'm just like *facepalm* at...
Especially people who are mad two-faced/tell someone one thing and another person the exact opposite. How do you do that double kiss-ass thing? Either opinion A is your real opinion, or opinion B is. You cannot believe both things/bitch about one side of the coin to be and then back the opposite. I’m kind of impressed by how much you suck.
I’m going to stop scrolling now, Tumblr....
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My best friend is a mermaid
Or a water type Pokeman.
She had to get a sonogram because they thought she had a tumor on her thyroid. But actually, it’s her thyroglossal gland? Adults aren’t supposed to have those. It’s how babies breathe in the womb, and naturally it’s “extremely rare” so her body had to keep it around. She says she loves scars. I fucking believe it.
So now she...
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midnightentity replied to your photo: [ cloud overview | get your own cloud ] This is…
seriously empires fucking people
IT’S LIKE IT KNOWS ME OR SOMETHING. LOL THAT PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT AT ALL REPRESENTED BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY HAVE PRIORITIES.
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I should change my ringtone from Bang to Sex Hair...
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monsterinrage:
for those of you (ahem, neonglass) who are unable to watch the william beckett/jon walker video for whatever reason.
Fuck this noise; my evil genius online degree is going to waste. I’m putting my laboratory to better use and building a teleportation device - one that will also reach New York, Chicago and Seattle so that everyone I know can come, too. I’m putting you...
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