If you were another human being I would beat the shit out of you with a lead pipe and then douse you in gasoline. You would be the lead story on CNN, that is how much I fucking hate you. Best part is that I continue to pay for such shitty service because there is no better alternative.
The mailers came last Thursday (I forgot to mention this) and they were the wrong fucking thing, despite the fact that I ordered the right fucking thing. Office Max/Depot doesn’t have them. Amazon took them back and hasn’t sent anything else. I’m about to just get in the goddamn car and drive these 5x7s to people’s houses.
I have never had trouble sourcing office supplies like this and it’s making me want to stab someone.
Ohh the subtle ways in which life mocks the fuck out of me.
My phone isn’t even sending tweets/emails now. There’s no network coverage. Thanks, Sprint, for being flawless.
Despite clear skies, Comcast hates me too. I’ll be shocked if this posts because my net has been out for most of the day/night.
Thursday I used Neutrogena moisturizer because it has SPF15 and it was super sunny and I don’t want wrinkles. Today I had what looked like blotchy red pimples all over my face. Unusual, because I don’t break out. Realized that it is actually an allergic reaction to the moisturizer. Hello, Benadryl. Did you miss me the 2 days I didn’t take you?
Did not realize it was an allergic reaction until AFTER I had burned the top layer of skin off with various astringents and exfoliators. So that’s nice.
There’s a junebug in here and it is loud like a fucking helicopter. Too lazy to find it and kill it. At least it’s not a stink bug.
Noelle, you should feel special because my 2000th post was a reblog of you singing. Oh yes.
In other news, I was in Walmart for like 40 years. I am pretty sure I look like Gary Busey now, and that Gary Busey didn’t become Gary Busey by dumping his motorcycle and plowing head-first into a tree with no helmet, but by going to Walmart on a Friday afternoon at the start of a holiday weekend. I’m contemplating just going into my bathroom and drinking the Listerine, because I already drank all of my vodka.
Another one for y’all to just scroll on by and ignore. Me singing another song. This is more like a “note to self: when you get the keyboard you have been hankering for, you want to cover this.”
God Noelle. Sing a little better why don’t you jfc. This song is now completely lodged in my head. I like your version better though. SING MOAR SONGS WHOAR BREATH. I think everyone on Tumblr wants you to cover Empires.
Nope it’s named Tomrad like ever other Pokeman because I don’t know when to quit and it was funny when I started. And yep because feraligator or…
Weenie kills in one hit. The only thing it’s ever had trouble against was that stupid milktank one or whatever the cow is called. And that was only because it used Attract, and if there’s one thing that Weenies love it is dairy products.
Homeboy has crunch.
PS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY 21 ON YOUR COAST NOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! EMPIRES + DRINKING. DRUNKPIRES FOREVERRRRRRR!
Nope it’s named Tomrad like ever other Pokeman because I don’t know when to quit and it was funny when I started. And yep because feraligator or whatever it’s called is badass. What else am I supposed to be, grass? Psh.
Earlier today, I was dying for an Empires concert. Now I’m considering selling my tix and wondering why the hell I care about any band. Yes, I know I’m being bipolar. Emotional day followed by internet drama.
re: your tags - i was in love with almost here but it’s been an increasingly rapid downhill slide from there and very few would disagree with me
THIS. Seriously. I love all the songs on Almost Here. I blast that shit on roadtrips. There’s no actual hate, I’m not like “grrrr those dudes in TAI…” but I just think that they have a false sense of entitlement. In interviews they were always pissed because FOB blew up and they didn’t. This need to get big consumed them, and I think their music suffered for it. I also think that the opposite side of that whole fame/quality coin is a band like Empires who put the music first and the bullshit second. I’ve always wondered if this is something Empires made a conscious decision to avoid because of the politics Tom had to deal with in TAI.
He said that some people are just full of shit, and this happened after TAI’s announcement where we were redirected to their website and forced to listen to shitty music while reading an equally full of shit statement about how much love there still is between the present/former members of TAI, even though Butcher and Chis have “parted ways.” And in 2 weeks, they will all probably turn on each other like rabid dogs, and the dumb portion of the internet will pick sides and it’ll be ‘06 all over again blah blah, insert quote about those who don’t understand band history being forced to repeat it.
i had to go do this on twitter. literally had to. we can’t just, like, sit back and watch it, you know? it’s instinctual.
…i’m debating whether i should search the tags here or not, as opposed to just what shows up on my dash…
That would depend on whether you want to get in fights with even more 15-year olds, bro. No offense to the internet and their love of pretentiously skinny frontmen and sociopathic guitarists, but TAI hasn’t been relevant in forever. I’m not sure why everyone suddenly cares that Tom was honest on Twitter for 5 seconds.
Dear Tom Conrad, I’m sorry to say I’ve never liked you. Since the very first time I saw you, I knew you didn’t really belong to that band. You may be a good photographer and…
Wow, dumbass. I bet you really showed Tom with your mean letter on Tumblr! HOLY SHIT WE’RE ALL IN AWE OF YOU RIGHT NOW YOU ARE SO FUCKING COOL!!111!! Lol TAI has never struck me as a band that’s particularly “dedicated” to things - music, fans, whatever - and it’s a known fact that the only thing Mike Carden bleeds is douchery. Enjoy your real guitarist, whatever that means, but if you’re talking about Chis, well. He’s really leaving, too. Too bad/so sad.
OKAY HI PEOPLE TEXT POST TIME ALSO NO GIFS SORRY NOT AT HOME YET WITH MY COMPUTER BUT STILL NOW THAT I’VE HAD SOME SLEEP
empires was incredible, but idk idk my base level of derealization + lack of sleep made it so that the connections i have (hopefully made) through that show (max has both of my…
WHY WOULD YOU AVOID HIS CROTCH
one day you will understand, young one
Sorry, I have to step in. As someone who has stood at the feet of SVV numerous times, it should be noted that his junk is something that you physically have to move out of the way for. I do not want to comment on the scope of the junk in question, but it’s just best if you learn how to lean back casually without screaming “SEAN YOU’RE GOING TO TEABAG ME ANY SECOND BRO!” because then he’d probably be really horrified. Or maybe secretly pleased? But either way, if Sean’s junk comes swinging at you, you need to get out of the line of fire pronto.
One would think that the widening gap between rich and poor would inflame these folks, right? No such luck, because both classes refuse to acknowledge it. The reigning dogma is that there are no classes or masses, just 310 million individuals, “Marlboro Man types in charge of their own destinies.” Meanwhile, at least 67% of Americans are counting on Social Security for their entire retirement income, and by 2008, the top 1% of Americans earned as much as the bottom 45%. According to the CIA’s World Factbook, in 2009 the U.S. ranked 46th in infant mortality rates (behind Cuba, among other countries), and more than 40 million citizens suffer food scarcity or hunger. “The combination of our poorly educated workforce,” Joe observes,
“… and ruthless demagogic oligarchy are not a nationwide problem: they are a national tragedy. It’s one that’s getting worse and is not likely ever to be fixed. The Empire is collapsing inward upon its working base. The oligarchs have skipped town with the national treasury; many have multiple homes in other countries. The inherent natural resources upon which America was initially built by laboring men and women have been squandered. … When empires die, they die broke.”
here’s an article that comes from my school’s magazine about the numerous ways you can help out with disaster relief. joplin is absolutely devestated, which you can see in the previous video i just posted. this is my home state, guys. joplin is only a couple hours away from where i live.
please donate what you can. a simple text of REDCROSS or ARMY to 90999 can mean ten dollars to someone in need.
On your Dashboard that you want to cut off your own head and use it as a punchbowl. Throw a pot of boiling hot coffee on your own face. Jump out of the third story window of your house just so you will never have to deal with that sort of thing ever again.
Do not want.
Usually I have to be the mean one about these sorts of things.
When girls who throw around the terms “feminist” and “intelligent female” completely lose their shit at the first sign of vague male interest and become the spiritual embodiment of Pepe le Pew chasing that cat around.
Watching the Aussie movie The Tunnel. It’s a movie that was released exclusively via torrent, and if you like it you can donate. I don’t want to finish it I am so scared. Seriously it makes [REC] look like Willy Wonka. The old one, not the vaguely scary remake where Johnny Depp looks like Michael…
I want to watch it! Is it streaming anywhere? I’m scared of torrenting and I don’t really know how to do it…LOL. I’ve been on a quest since October-ish of 2009 to find a non-alien related movie that actually scares me.
It isn’t streaming, no. Idk, I torrent a lot of stuff without a problem. You should check out [REC] too!
Oh holy mother of god jesus christ i am legit shaking right now.
Watching the Aussie movie The Tunnel. It’s a movie that was released exclusively via torrent, and if you like it you can donate. I don’t want to finish it I am so scared. Seriously it makes [REC] look like Willy Wonka. The old one, not the vaguely scary remake where Johnny Depp looks like Michael Jackson. I’ve seen it all - I’m the biggest horror movie fan ever. And I’m fucking going to have nightmares tonight.
In 2007 the New South Wales government suddenly scrapped a plan to utilise the water in the disused underground train tunnels beneath Sydney. In 2008, chasing rumours of a government cover-up and urban legends surrounding the sudden backflip, investigative journalist Natasha Warner led a crew of four into the underground labyrinth. They went down into the tunnels looking for a story – until the story found them.
This is the film of their harrowing ordeal. With unprecedented access to the recently declassified tapes they shot in the claustrophobic subway tunnels, as well as a series of candid interviews with the survivors, we come face to face with the terrifying truth.
This never before seen footage takes us deep inside the tunnels bringing the darkness to life and capturing the raw fear that threatens to tear the crew apart, leaving each one of them fighting for their lives.
I'm kind of D: about everything tonight. Clarification.
I don’t mean that it’s bad to talk about the issues. I support it, and if you need someone to fight with you I am right there to do whatever. But I just get sad because it’s like… we’re fighting for equality, right? Then why are some “activists” constantly putting straight people down/judging bisexuals/rolling their eyes at ~cisgender people like their problems must be trivial in comparison? Equality is equal to, never better than. Everyone’s struggling with something.
I see a lot of straight hate and gay entitlement being reblogged or posted casually, and it just makes me tired. It makes me feel just as bad as when yokels use the word gay disrespectfully.
But some people I know who are “activists” for the queer movement are really fucking awful people. Seriously, there is more to you than your sexuality and the sexualities of your friends/neighbors/pets/countrymen. When all you talk about is queer this and gender that, it makes me tune out, because to me that’s as one-dimensional as someone who only talks about their hair. Ironic because you’re the ones who are always telling us we’re more than what’s between our legs.
This isn’t in response to the people defending pansexuality btw. You guys rock on.
I would do ~500% more housework if I could do it drunk
I just cleaned the fuck out of the bathroom while alternately singing and crying. Like detailed the fucking bathroom, not just a once-over sweep. I’m hot and sweaty and still bawling but whatever because my bathroom is shiny as shit right now and I’m going to pass out while watching The Middle. Then I’m going to wake up like a honey badger and go eat the leftover chinese food in my fridge.