May 2011
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Pete what is that, even. Seriously am I...
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I'm sick. /o\ sore throat, giant swollen glands, I...
Ween if you don’t hear from me I’ve taken matters into my own hands and am digging my tonsils out myself.
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Comcast.
If you were another human being I would beat the shit out of you with a lead pipe and then douse you in gasoline. You would be the lead story on CNN, that is how much I fucking hate you. Best part is that I continue to pay for such shitty service because there is no better alternative.
Photo update.
The mailers came last Thursday (I forgot to mention this) and they were the wrong fucking thing, despite the fact that I ordered the right fucking thing. Office Max/Depot doesn’t have them. Amazon took them back and hasn’t sent anything else. I’m about to just get in the goddamn car and drive these 5x7s to people’s houses.
I have never had trouble sourcing office supplies...
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Also, can it please just be June already?
Preferably June 16-21?
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Ohh the subtle ways in which life mocks the fuck...
My phone isn’t even sending tweets/emails now. There’s no network coverage. Thanks, Sprint, for being flawless.
Despite clear skies, Comcast hates me too. I’ll be shocked if this posts because my net has been out for most of the day/night.
Thursday I used Neutrogena moisturizer because it has SPF15 and it was super sunny and I don’t want wrinkles. Today I had what looked...
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Did I really just reference Pokeman in a...
Lissa: How am I tipsy after one???
Me: hahahahaaaa WELCOME TO HAVING NO TOLERANCE! ENJOY THESE DAYS, BOO.
Lissa: Haha why do people like this!!!
Me: It makes it easier to be a jackass in front of Tomrad.
Lissa: HAHAHAHA I can't wait to tell Tom his face is like sooooo pretty.
Me: LOL omg. He'd teleport out like Abra.
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Odds/Ends
Noelle, you should feel special because my 2000th post was a reblog of you singing. Oh yes.
In other news, I was in Walmart for like 40 years. I am pretty sure I look like Gary Busey now, and that Gary Busey didn’t become Gary Busey by dumping his motorcycle and plowing head-first into a tree with no helmet, but by going to Walmart on a Friday afternoon at the start of a holiday weekend....
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savethesun:
Another one for y’all to just scroll...
ABCDEFGHIJKLissa: "The wild Drowzee stayed awake... →
saraquael:
abcdefghijklissa:
saraquael:
No wonder Drowzee is my favorite Pokeman.
Is it really named Jon? That would be darling.
Nope it’s named Tomrad like ever other Pokeman because I don’t know when to quit and it was funny when I started. And yep because feraligator or…
Weenie kills in one hit. The only thing it’s ever had trouble against was that stupid milktank one or...
"The wild Drowzee stayed awake because of its...
abcdefghijklissa:
saraquael:
No wonder Drowzee is my favorite Pokeman.
Is it really named Jon? That would be darling.
Nope it’s named Tomrad like ever other Pokeman because I don’t know when to quit and it was funny when I started. And yep because feraligator or whatever it’s called is badass. What else am I supposed to be, grass? Psh.
"The wild Drowzee stayed awake because of its...
No wonder Drowzee is my favorite Pokeman.
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sceaterian replied to your post: @sceaterian
Earlier today, I was dying for an Empires concert. Now I’m considering selling my tix and wondering why the hell I care about any band. Yes, I know I’m being bipolar. Emotional day followed by internet drama.
Don’t be ridiculous, of course you want to go.
midnightentity replied to your post: @sceaterian
re: your tags - i was in love with almost here but it’s been an increasingly rapid downhill slide from there and very few would disagree with me
THIS. Seriously. I love all the songs on Almost Here. I blast that shit on roadtrips. There’s no actual hate, I’m not like “grrrr those dudes in TAI…” but I just think that...
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OH SUPER FUCKING SWEET GLEE IS ON NETFLIX LETS...
This is happening in my house right now. Brb, never taking my headphones out.
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@sceaterian
He said that some people are just full of shit, and this happened after TAI’s announcement where we were redirected to their website and forced to listen to shitty music while reading an equally full of shit statement about how much love there still is between the present/former members of TAI, even though Butcher and Chis have “parted ways.” And in 2 weeks, they will all...
I can't help it. Whenever someone says something...
hypnotically:
saraquael:
i had to go do this on twitter. literally had to. we can’t just, like, sit back and watch it, you know? it’s instinctual.
…i’m debating whether i should search the tags here or not, as opposed to just what shows up on my dash…
That would depend on whether you want to get in fights with even more 15-year olds, bro. No offense to the internet and their love of...
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I can't help it. Whenever someone says something...
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die like star-crossed lovers: hoody-hoo: These are... →
hoody-hoo:
These are the trials of my youth.: 28. Something you wish you could say to the ex members
jackzeck:
Dear Tom Conrad, I’m sorry to say I’ve never liked you. Since the very first time I saw you, I knew you didn’t really belong to that band. You may be a good photographer and…
Wow, dumbass. I bet you really showed Tom with your mean letter on Tumblr! HOLY SHIT WE’RE ALL...
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the temporarily sane: OKAY HI PEOPLE TEXT POST... →
midnightentity:
giftof-asylum:
midnightentity:
OKAY HI PEOPLE TEXT POST TIME ALSO NO GIFS SORRY NOT AT HOME YET WITH MY COMPUTER BUT STILL NOW THAT I’VE HAD SOME SLEEP
empires was incredible, but idk idk my base level of derealization + lack of sleep made it so that the connections i have (hopefully made) through that show (max has both of my…
WHY WOULD YOU AVOID HIS CROTCH
one day you...
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dogseatingpasta replied to your post: Excuse me but why didn’t they just get rid of Carden because we all know he’s the problem anyway.
Butcher promised to let me tattoo a square of his thigh once. I wonder if that still holds.
DOG GET DOWN FROM THAT TATTOO MACHINE. YOU ARE NOT A TATTOO ARTIST. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY HEPATITIS.
PS, YOU SHOULD ALL FOLLOW DOGSEATINGPASTA RIGHT...
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Excuse me but why didn't they just get rid of...
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Wow. TAI just can't keep people, huh.
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“One would think that the widening gap between rich and poor would inflame these...”
– Joe Bageant: Bageant’s Frustration: Extreme Isolation
Formatting mine.
(via woody)
I'm completely braindead today. I can't type or...
I have estranged relatives who live about 5 miles outside of Joplin, but I just stalked FB and they’re safe. I feel so bad for everyone who’s suffering. I’m hoping for a whole lot of rescues.
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how to help joplin, missouri →
devonlynn:
here’s an article that comes from my school’s magazine about the numerous ways you can help out with disaster relief. joplin is absolutely devestated, which you can see in the previous video i just posted. this is my home state, guys. joplin is only a couple hours away from where i live.
please donate what you can. a simple text of REDCROSS or ARMY to 90999 can mean ten dollars to...
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“HE HAS A LITTLE PACKMATE OMFG I CANNOT EVEN”
– Edd. The excitement is mutual.
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“The Frankfort truck is by the hot metal bridge the, thugs, & Saturday. Too...”
– Ween, making no sense thanks to Blackberry Autocorrect
That awkward moment there is so much All Time Low
-spacemonkey:
On your Dashboard that you want to cut off your own head and use it as a punchbowl. Throw a pot of boiling hot coffee on your own face. Jump out of the third story window of your house just so you will never have to deal with that sort of thing ever again.
Do not want.
Usually I have to be the mean one about these sorts of things.
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Unpopular opinion/pet peeve of the day
When girls who throw around the terms “feminist” and “intelligent female” completely lose their shit at the first sign of vague male interest and become the spiritual embodiment of Pepe le Pew chasing that cat around.
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I should be in Chi right now.
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Personal shout-out to the internet for working so...
Those restaurant people were hilarious and I’m betting that none of my jokes about Meatball got through. A plus.
Also, big ups for Sprint. Just keep doing what you do, bro. In this case it’s having zero bars in my house, refusing to roam, and not sending me any messages. I mean, unless people just hate me.
I get to work with my bff again today. Gonna bring lunch. It’s gonna...
You Bred Raptors?!: Oh holy mother of god jesus... →
alexalgebra:
saraquael:
Watching the Aussie movie The Tunnel. It’s a movie that was released exclusively via torrent, and if you like it you can donate. I don’t want to finish it I am so scared. Seriously it makes [REC] look like Willy Wonka. The old one, not the vaguely scary remake where Johnny Depp looks like Michael…
I want to watch it! Is it streaming anywhere? I’m scared of...
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I'm not gonna sleep tonight. Kind of excited that...
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Oh holy mother of god jesus christ i am legit...
Watching the Aussie movie The Tunnel. It’s a movie that was released exclusively via torrent, and if you like it you can donate. I don’t want to finish it I am so scared. Seriously it makes [REC] look like Willy Wonka. The old one, not the vaguely scary remake where Johnny Depp looks like Michael Jackson. I’ve seen it all - I’m the biggest horror movie fan ever. And...
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I wish people understood how much their moods...
There’s nothing like the feeling of waking up relatively happy, only to be bitchslapped back down by someone who’s miserable for absolutely no reason. I don’t mean to trivialize it or to say that depression is “no reason.” I understand that it isn’t something you can control. I mean that… it takes over everything. I didn’t do anything to be...
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awarningmark replied to your post: I’m kind of D: about everything tonight. Clarification.
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school too, boo.
smh
"5 Things To Do Before Getting Gay Married" →
alexalgebra:
jrdwn:
worsethanqueer:
Get LGBTQ youth into safe homes.
Protect the health clinics that support helping transexuals and those with HIV, ect.
Desegregate queer communities.
Bring awareness to the “T” in “LGBT” that is often neglected.
Keep our community members out of jail.
and so much more.
Yeah. The only reason the marriage thing is such a big deal is because straight...
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I'm kind of D: about everything tonight....
I don’t mean that it’s bad to talk about the issues. I support it, and if you need someone to fight with you I am right there to do whatever. But I just get sad because it’s like… we’re fighting for equality, right? Then why are some “activists” constantly putting straight people down/judging bisexuals/rolling their eyes at ~cisgender people like their...
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Unnnpopular opinion tiiiiime
But some people I know who are “activists” for the queer movement are really fucking awful people. Seriously, there is more to you than your sexuality and the sexualities of your friends/neighbors/pets/countrymen. When all you talk about is queer this and gender that, it makes me tune out, because to me that’s as one-dimensional as someone who only talks about their hair. Ironic...
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I would do ~500% more housework if I could do it...
I just cleaned the fuck out of the bathroom while alternately singing and crying. Like detailed the fucking bathroom, not just a once-over sweep. I’m hot and sweaty and still bawling but whatever because my bathroom is shiny as shit right now and I’m going to pass out while watching The Middle. Then I’m going to wake up like a honey badger and go eat the leftover chinese food in...
