May 2011
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“You’re the Banksy of photography.”
– Ween, on how not-a-camwhore I am.
April 2011
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PRINT UPDAAAAATE
They came. They’re pretty ok, but I’m not sold on Snapfish like at all. Some of them look weird and out of focus, but that might just be because Max lurks in the shadows more than Tom does.
Anyway, I’m now waiting on photo mailers and then I’ll throw these in the mail probably Tuesday. Thanks for bearing with, you have no idea how much I appreciate the lack of hatemail.
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Check the walkability of your area →
monsterinrage:
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whiskeyonsunday:
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bohemianarthouse:
mine is 46 out of 100. Could be better but could be worse
85 out of 100! Fuck yeah Olympia.
49. Huh, figured it’d be less. Then again, the new commercial district of the town is down the street from me, so with the way they rate it, that figures.
100 out of 100. Hell yes, city...
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vanessadoes said: I really, really love you.
I love you, too! I just… I don’t get the correlation between shows and girls who act like that. This isn’t the 80s, bitch. David Lee Roth isn’t going to see your prepubescent tits hanging out in the crowd and...
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Have cam, will whore
To the girls sitting next to us at the Brand New show tonight: so I get it, ok? You’re camwhores, congratulations. The second your stupid camera flash started blinding me over and over (while my back was to you, I might add - expert use of your red-eye reduction mode, there), I knew I was in the presence of fucking jailbait greatness. You did not disappoint! Not only were you underage -...
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Hell is other pittsburghers.
sceaterian asked: What do you use to capture, convert? Because your quality was much better than mine!
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hell's heroes mp3 →
chimeer:
I’m sure there will be a better version out there in a few days but for those of you who can’t wait… :)
ahhh thank you!
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That awkward moment when you realize that Tumblr...
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One day the internet isn't going to fucking die...
Right? Someone please tell me that I won’t always be cursed with Comcast.
On a more positive note, I get to see Brand New tonight. Gonna bring my camera but not going ridiculously early so who knows if I’ll shoot it or just hide from the crowd and listen. I hope they play a lot of songs from Deja Entendu. Mostly I’m just excited to actually go to a show. I hope there’s...
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NEW YORK CON: I CAN'T SHOOT THE FURRY CON.
I know you are so sad. Gif is unrelated but important.
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I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be listing WaWa as a...
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saraquael:
We do what we want.
NY PRO: Serge Luten’s Tubereuse Criminelle, King of Prussia, Dolce’s fantastic showers
CHI neutral : frequent naps /:
ETA: CHI Con: driving through Indiana
NY PROS: BROOKLYN. MEGS (Depending on where Adam Lasagna is that night). DRINKING. WHEN IS THE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN EXHIBIT AT MOMA? Did Dolce have a pool? It is ironic that that is one of...
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I'm not waiting for them to build the Euthanasia...
“I swear officer, I didn’t know that the force generated would cause cerebral hypoxia and death, it just looked like a fun ride.”
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I FOUND MATT!
ananimal replied to your post: sceaterian said: …
I think she’s referring to something like this as a ring sizer: zales.com/home/ri… Hope that helps!
Very much so. Thanks! I’m probably not going to get it, but I’ve been eyeing up rings again so this will come in handy. Thanks, guys!
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I really want to go get tacos, but it's sunny out...
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sceaterian said: I’m a sucker for pearls, secretly a 50’s housewife at heart. Do you have any rings that currently fit? When I ordered rings for Bethie and I at Christmas, we printed out a sizing chart and measured the rings that fit us best. It worked perfectly.
I LOVE pearls....
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Pizza Bomber case is turned into a Hollywood... →
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I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be listing WaWa as a...
We do what we want.
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Man Goes Berzerk at the WaWa! Takes out 6 cops! →
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That awkward moment when someone calls while...
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So this morning I internet stalked my oldest...
He lives in Alabama so needless to say I’m a little bit worried. Everyone on the news has his accent and it’s kind of scary. I’m sure he’s ok, but I’d like to know for sure. We lost touch but I still think about him often and I’m not really sure why we quit talking. I suspect it was just an awkward life thing. There are a million bajillion reasons why Matt is...
die like star-crossed lovers: It takes a minute to... →
iwannaberyanross:
petewentz-:
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Both of my parents are disabled and I live on a fixed-income provided by the government. Recently we were told that, due to collection of back taxes, our house will be put up for auction on June 13th if we do not pay them off.
I thought…
Wow thanks internet. I sincerely hate everything.
Print update!
New prints are on the way to me and will be here within the next 5 days. I’ll mail your prints out immediately. I’ll be doing the mailing myself. I also upgraded all of you to 5x7s from 4x6s. If you missed my previous post I’ll reiterate:
If you never got your prints from my February print contest, please leave me a message in my ask box. If you’ve already done so, thanks...
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Hazmat crews called to Pittsburgh Subway due to... →
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Dear God,
So the firm representing the House in that DOMA lawsuit just quit. That’s good, thanks for maybe making them see the light, but I maintain the position that there’s too many faux-Christians and not enough smiting going on. Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump, two of the knuckleheads who were trying to get this Defense of Marriage Act to stick, have had like 3 marriages and a million affairs...
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Why do I continue to use shitty Bath & Bodyworks...
Not tested on animals? Did you idiots bother to test it on people?
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Gas prices are over $5, companies are trying to...
Middle class gets screwed again. No one cares. Again. Why should the Taliban have all the fun? I think you should be allowed to stone or starve your politicians if they refuse to actually work for you. These Republicans love Jesus so much, so let’s kick it biblical.
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Show of hands, please, re: print contest I ran in...
If anyone didn’t get their prints, can you please ask box me? I need to get a count of who is owed what. I paid extra per print for my lab to ship them directly because I was too busy to do it myself, and apparently some people didn’t get theirs. This is a shady situation considering I paid them to do it and all, so this time I’ll just do it myself like I should have in the first...
“My walls look like the hipster version of TGI Friday’s, bro. It...”
– Me. Blamin’ it on tha Benny.
Paula Deen's picture on a ham.
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That awkward moment when that dude you order...
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Sometimes I read stories on Tumblr that are super...
And they always go like this:
I was an asshole/I said something mean.
Because I was an asshole/said something mean, something bad happened.
Usually to someone else, AKA my aunt’s friend’s cousin’s grandmother’s coworker’s brother-in-law.
But man, do I feel bad about it.
Don’t be an asshole/say something mean.
The thing that annoys me is how many people...
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The IRS website hates my guts. I want to register...
chimeer:
saraquael:
In other news, I think I’m legitimately sick and it isn’t just allergies. Sup, swollen glands AND chills. Nice of you to get back together.
I’ll have to do that myself pretty soon and I’m scared of how much I don’t know about it.
Don’t pay for your EIN number. There are a lot of sites that will say they take the hassle out for anywhere from $45-$100 dollars, but...
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The IRS website hates my guts. I want to register...
In other news, I think I’m legitimately sick and it isn’t just allergies. Sup, swollen glands AND chills. Nice of you to get back together.
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“Someone takes herself too seriously.”
– Ween, on Gaga 