March 2011
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Remember when Tom had bangs?
Me: Look how much... thicker Sean is. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldx77kErTq1qzha54o1_500.png
Lissa: HE'S ALL FULL OF MEAT IN THERE
Me: HAHA HE REALLY IS. TOM IS LIKE STICKS.
Lissa: Sticks and 'grandpa put your teeth back in' smiles.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAKDFNJLBGB
Lissa: Legit them smiles.
Me: Remember when Tom had bangs?
Lissa: Remember when Tom had a haircut and not a 'look?' I have a theory.
Me: Hair Theory. Go.
Lissa: Tom had a respectable short enough to be fuckin' smoking hot haircut.
Lissa: Until 2008. When William copied him. And made him run from hot. William's hair went from long to this: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080814/reviews/academy-is_l.jpg.
Lissa: Roughly Tom's length before?
Lissa: So Tom was like 'Godamnit it, grow, fuckers, grow.'
Me: I CANNOT HAVE THE SAME INDIE MULLET AS WILLIAM BECKETT.
Lissa: This.
In summation, I can't believe we just had a real conversation about some dude's hair.
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Damn LJ, what happened?
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just out of curiosity...
monsterinrage:
did that font made from tom conrad’s handwriting ever actually come into existence or…
We’re still working on it. My art school compadre (awarningmark) is super busy being all fabulous at arts while also finishing up her degree. BUT it is coming. Lol he said he’d use it and I can’t help but think he would use it to bust his bandmates’ balls.
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Livejournal I need you for the first time in about...
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Chicago's Empires met up with Machine (The Academy...
No wonder the production is not so great.
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“With distance, I could see the mean-spirited nature of the anti-gay movement,...”
– I preached against homosexuality, but I was wrong - Gays and Lesbians - Salon.com
hat tip to sailorbaby for the article.
(via woody)
Ina Garten needs to be told about herself
atomicween:
She has stated that she receives too many requests to meet children from Make-a-Wish so she doesn’t grant any requests. Unacceptable. And where is her PR person? They should be fired. Who’s too busy to spend a couple of hours with a sick child?
Anyway, today at work I’ll be raising money for Make-a-wish. I’ll be using my Ina Garten voice. If you stop by and you think I’m acting like...
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Number meme?
Give me a number and I’ll write a post about you. It may* contain gifs.
*Who am I kidding it will definitely contain gifs
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Hi Tumblr.
My basement sewer is backed up. Allegedly the plumbers are coming to dig up my front yard today.
I know someone out here has a DL link to the 2 new Empires songs. Can you purchase them somewhere? I would prefer that, but otherwise I’ll just shoot them 20 bones via paypal.
Thanks <3
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heads up, Swirl has awesome cardigans and sweaters... →
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“The yogurt you had in the fridge expired today so I ate it. Thank you! I hope...”
– Weenie, who is foraging in the work fridge
alexalgebra asked: Hey! I emailed you but I didn't hear back, so IDK if you got it. I sent you a giant box! It was scheduled to arrive today, FYI. Let me know when you get it! :D
Anonymous asked: Third World Problems deleted her tumblr. I wonder if she saw your blatant mockery of her life or if she just realized she's an idiot on her own.
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awarningmark replied to your post: Third world problems blog 2011
Third? Ps I love when I go to right click save as an empires photo and my comp is like ‘lol again? we got that one bro’
Third. Sarcastic nod to a girl who does not know what first/third world is. I’m hoping one day she’ll stop scrolling, see this, and understand that starving =/= picking out the Chex from the Chex mix....
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Third world problems blog 2011
Honey Nut Chex Mix, why aren’t you all Chex? The rest of the pieces are gross and not nearly as crunchy-satisfying, so I’ve picked out all of the cereal.
Now I’m left with a bag of mediocre crackers and pretzels. Lame.
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“SVV in his natural habitat. Looks like he learned mud sport, tbh.”
– Weenie, whose Pokemans jokes never get old, re: SVV
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Weenie the fact that I know the face you're going...
“Was he slip-n-sliding into a mud pit? Oh, dirty kid.”
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midnightentity:
you know you’re not really a true fan until you can call a band furries and homosexuals
you know you’re not really in a true fandom until you are not the first one to call a band furries and homosexuals
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And then someone posts Panic! and it's like
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“Sean is out with his grandma who squints and tells him there’s a cat on...”
– Lissa, upon seeing the photo in question. Best tag ever: #what a beautiful lesbian couple
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SERIOUSLY THIS CUTTING BOARD HAS RAW CHICKEN ON IT...
I am so fucking tired of people who say they’ll do something and then do not. Go fuck yourself.
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I legit have more chest hair than Tom Conrad rn....
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I think I'm going to shave my entire head.
Empire Records has taught me it’s an acceptable substitution for slitting your wrists with a Lady Bic.
Union-busting is about permanent Republican... →
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lancecore:
If Republicans get their way, America will cut $11.2 billion for early childhood programs so we can preserve $11.5 billion in tax cuts for millionaire estate planning. We’d cut $8.9 billion for low-income housing so we can maintain an $8.9 billion mortgage interest deduction for people rich enough to afford a second vacation home. If Republicans win,...
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Union-busting is about permanent Republican... →
lancecore:
If Republicans get their way, America will cut $11.2 billion for early childhood programs so we can preserve $11.5 billion in tax cuts for millionaire estate planning. We’d cut $8.9 billion for low-income housing so we can maintain an $8.9 billion mortgage interest deduction for people rich enough to afford a second vacation home. If Republicans win, America will slash $7.6...
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Gotta Catch Em all
(in response to my last post)
Lissa: THREE OF THEM? Staryu, raichu, marril, pikachu, squirtle, psyduck, cubone, vulpix, bulbasaur, togepi, and the thing that scares me. Spelling is optional with pokemans.
Lissa: Also I think that eye in the corner is a goldeen.
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Can you please fucking die so I can get on with my life? I’m wasting mine taking care of you and you are ungrateful and horrible and I hate you more than words could ever accurately express at this point. Don’t you dare scream at me ever again, or I will fucking murder you. I swear to god, prison would be better. I’m not your maid, I’m not your fucking cook and dishwasher,...
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Empires | Damn Thing’s Over
This band is...
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Not only were the bands flown into New York City... →
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Ps. I will not draw them banging.
Lissa: I'm considering offering some arts. I'll doodle you anything you want if you screenshot your 5*s and ask it to me with what you want. Think anyone would bite?
Me: Uh YES?
Lissa: OK COOL
Me: oh my god.
Me: You're going to get a lot of "draw sean and tom banging in the van with ryan watching lolol"
Lissa: You're so in my head.
Lissa: The title of the post was 'Ps I will not draw any of them banging'
Me: In that case can you draw Sean as an Elfin prince?
Lissa: :|
ETA you can do that here: http://awarningmark.tumblr.com/post/3902626642/ps-i-will-not-draw-any-band-members-banging
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Pittsburgh man uses gasoline in fireplace, burns... →
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45 Days!
wisconsinforward:
That’s all we have left to collect the signatures required to recall the Republican 8! All hands on deck. Check out www.recalltherepublican8.com to get involved! There are volunteer opportunities on weekdays and the weekend, work that involves interacting with a lot of people and work that is more behind-the-scenes…you can find something that works well for you. You don’t...
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Fuck I want a pancake wrap from that diner in...
