October 2011
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HAPPY BATMANS
IN ADDITION TO THE CAKE I JUST POSTED WHICH I AM GOING TO EAT ALL BY MYSELF, SHE BOUGHT ME A USB RECORD PLAYER SO I CAN LISTEN TO MY JAMZ AND AND
AND.
all summer she’s been buying records at the shows we’ve been going to? I thought they were for her BUT THEY WERE NOT. THEY WERE FOR ME.
We’re going to listen to King of Limbs on repeat now. TL;DR I have the best Weenie in the...
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Update: I now stink of Taco Bell as well, though...
I refused to participate in the t-shirt trivia giveaway thing because I hate doing anything with a group. Seriously I’m like the definition of not a team player. Unless it’s singing at a concert, I’m probably just going to stand off to the side and glare murderously.
Tonight they asked questions like, “Which Batman villain is a botanist?”
And the gamers all cried...
I'm at a midnight launch for the goddamned batman...
And then I scrolled down and saw that someone...
Dear rappers, remixers, dub steppers
If you’re going to do a remix, please make sure that it is at least comparably good to the original. No one’s asking you to be better, but please do not make something I love worse. I’m going to poke your eardrums out with my knitting needles.
LOL N'well's mean cap: feminism edition
Noelle: WHAT.
Noelle: LOL WHAT.
Noelle: THEY DID NOT.
Noelle: SAY THAT.
Noelle: Man I am just putting on my mean cap right. now.
Noelle: It is on, and I have turned it backwards.
Noelle: And I am ready.
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ABCDEFGHIJKLissa: Hey America →
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scruffynerdherder:
kasprik:
abcdefghijklissa:
As a people can we please get over Star Wars?
I’m really tired of every facet of art and every tv show having a boner for this shit, every nerd blog I read dedicating a whole server to discussing how shitty stormtroopers are at aiming, and Something Awful derailing for pages on it in every…
Obviously people do...
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When "feminists" call people "cunts" for not...
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“My dad just came in to tell me all about a cat he saw on the news. I’m like DAD...”
– Steph (why do I find this so goddamn darling). (via abcdefghijklissa)
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ABCDEFGHIJKLissa: Hey America →
kasprik:
abcdefghijklissa:
As a people can we please get over Star Wars?
I’m really tired of every facet of art and every tv show having a boner for this shit, every nerd blog I read dedicating a whole server to discussing how shitty stormtroopers are at aiming, and Something Awful derailing for pages on it in every…
Obviously people do give a fuck since it’s on everything as you say. Get...
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“I have to stop making ‘white people’ jokes in public like everyone...”
– Lissa
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I swear to god, if I had a toxic machete I would...
do i shoot zombies or work on editing the...
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“When you see the convenience store from the Wiz Khalifa video, veer left.”
– Me, giving Pittsburgh directions
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I can't believe we watched the whole thing.:... →
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Title: Insidious (BRRRRRRNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG), AKA The Coma, the Witch & the Sith Lord Rewatchability: 5. We’ve seen this movie like 4 times each, and Lissa swears she will not sit through it again because it is too scary. I will not sit through it again because it was not that great the…
We’re baaaa-aaaack. After a brief hiatus, during which our resident...
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“Why did you even mix those two together? Where are you?”
– Ween, making me look at my life/boobs/drink choices
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I fucking hate boring people.
I hate them. Hate. Ugh.
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Politics shouldn't ever make you want to throw...
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House GOP triples budget to fight same-sex...
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$1.5 million in funding to prevent gays from marrying source
» Don’t forget, this is taxpayer money, allocated by House Republicans to their legal counsel to defend DOMA in court. It was originally capped at $500,000, but that limit has since been tripled.
This is so messed up in so many ways. getting posted on fbook fer shure.
Are you sure I can’t just start...
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Woooo I got my Sean Van Vleet print today
shutupandpanic:
and it’s so pretty and shiny. Thanks so much Elizabeth, it’s really great!!
Yay! I’m glad you like it. That only took like 9 years ;)
All of my DVDs are in alphabetical order according...
@Lissa
1) There’s nothing to really get. Some of us like our pumpkin pie and coffee in liquid form. Some people definitely do not. I think I only buy it and freak out about it because it’s tradition.
2) My tags are ridiculous. I wish there was a program that would list every single tag so I could show you.
pullwagner replied to your photo: Why are carbs so delicious?
suits me fine, since i’m trying to put on weight.
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“You’re a competitive eater in a polite eating world.”
– Lissa, defining me exactly
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Wat do: BBerry vs. iPhone Edition
I hate my BlackBerry so much that it goes beyond the realm of understanding for most people (except, maybe, for other BlackBerry users). These people do not have to carry around a device that is nothing but a digital storage case for terrible apps, half of which only seem to specialize in battery drain. Last build the developers sacrificed the addition of any useful features to make sure that we...
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Dear Tumblr
I am hungry but my crotchety old carpal tunnel hands do not want me to do anything except sit in this playboy pose (can I call you ODB now?) and bitch excessively on the internet. Womp womp.
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You’re a newer internet friend, but I think you’re sensational. You’re super talented, and very sweet to talk to on the phone. I think you’re really strong, considering how crazy stressful your life gets. Also, I enjoy reading your tweets. We have a lot of the same thoughts and opinions, which is kind of random considering how opinionated I am (which I have made pretty...
Anonymous asked: That made me laugh. But I kindof agree, he's better with FOB than as a solo artist
Anonymous asked: Brave power. Also gay pride :D
Anonymous asked: The fuCK PATRICK STUMP HAS A GOOD VOICE SHAME ON YOU I would unfollow you but meh I don't want to
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On the way home from work I heard a Patrick Stump...
Lol I don’t care how many instruments that fuck can play if his music is so profoundly terrible.
ps, i’m still working on the numbers meme. i have to work again tomorrow, but i’ll definitely answer everyone’s asap.
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I am a customer service maverick
Ignorant customer (as I was pulling a giant full sheet pan of brownies out of the oven in plain sight, obviously busy): EXCUSE ME CAN I GET SOME SERVICE?
Me: *ignores them to finish putting the brownies in the cooling rack. You know, so I don't drop 15lbs of brownies and/or burn myself*
Ignorant customer: *starts tapping on display glass with talons of fake doom and sucking her teeth at me like maybe if I don't respond to English commands, I will respond to clicks and grunts* I SAID CAN I GET SOME SERVICE?
Me: Actually, I'm serving the brownies right now, because the brownies are not assholes. If you weren't an asshole, you'd get served, too. But what you can get right now is the fuck out.
Ignorant customer: *indignant neck rolling and squawking*
Me: I will call security, but I am not waiting on you.
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“You see, the religious people — most of them — really think this planet is an...”
– Carl Sagan in “Contact” (via ageofreason) 