January 2011
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Every time I see a baby monkey on my dash I have...
It’s true, ok?
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I see Amazon thinks I am a post-menopausal...
Alice Hoffman, Amazon? Really? This is your rec for me this week?
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Oh and.
Both my memory cards ate shit and failed on me, so I’m waiting for 2 new ones to come before I can resume spamming your dash with photos. I have some stuff I’ve shot recently, but I haven’t been in the mood to post/edit it. I hate the winter and everything about this month can blow me.
Thanks for listening, Tumblr. I’m going to go shower and hit the grocery store now,...
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I am so territorial of the couch that I get mad...
This is stupid, but I can’t help it. Irrationality is my thing. Grr.
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Dear Tom
Be cuter with your cute sticky note of cuteness I fucking dare you. I dare you because you can’t possibly be cuter than this sticky note. Because it is the cutest thing EVER, ok?
Also the fact that you sign it XO TC is fucking straight past cute and through downright adorable.
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No show for me tonight.
Both ears are hurting now and life sucks. Seriously, fuck everything. There are no words right now for how shitty life is. I’m going to go clean because it makes me feel better.
Can it be like, may or june please?
markmelove asked: Hey, I dropped you an email the other week and I wanted to know if you'd gotten it? :)
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Dear Sprint
I AM NOT ROAMING. OK? NOT. ROAMING. I AM SITTING IN MY HOUSE IN MY PAJAMAS NOT ROAMING AT ALL, SO STOP TELLING ME THAT MY DATA IS UNAVAILABLE. OK? COOL. I’D TELL YOU IN A LESS-PUBLIC FORUM BUT I WAITED ON HOLD YESTERDAY FOR AN HOUR AND THEN YOUR AGENT HUNG UP ON ME.
WHY ARE DOCTORS, CELL PHONE COMPANIES, AND INSURANCE COMPANIES SO FUCKING UNRELIABLE? IT’S LIKE THE BEGINNING OF A BAD...
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Going to see Anberlin and Circa Survive tonight....
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Update: apparently I was hallucinating or...
It’s still really real to me, like I remember clicking through a bunch of Nikon posts first. And then thinking about how I should get a Nikon just to try out their lenses.
So… I guess. I dreamed that entire fucking thing. Thanks, fever.
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I can't tell if I'm hallucinating or if I really...
I fucking hate being sick. That lens is like my holy grail for concert shooting .
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I wish I knew the 'Five Point Exploding Heart...
atomicween:
I just received a phone call from the hospital that removed the wrong fucking part of my body and tortured me for 4 days until I nearly died. They want me to pay my entire bill in 1 year. That’s over $1000 dollars a month.
I am not paying the hit man who failed to take me down.
I want to make an appointment, go to his house with something rotting that’s been pureed and...
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Ok internet, you win this round.
Thanks for loading pages in my hour of need. I’m going to slap a hot patch on my ear and hope it boils out the infection.
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Aw shit it's time to play, "Did you just sleep...
Ughhhhhh. It’s been hurting all night, comes complete with the slight dizzy and the weird neck pain, but it just kicked it up a notch.
I will now punish it with music. Or maybe I’ll just go back to bed, because I have to work all day tomorrow and then all day Sunday and then Sunday night I have to do the mountain of laundry I’ve been putting off for like an entire week. Fuck...
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That awkward moment when a supremely negative...
Ugh.
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what happened to weareempires.com?
savethesun:
Did those silly boys forget to pay for their domain for the month? Are they switching to a new server? This horrifies me for some reason.
It’s definitely still up and running IN AMERICA BITCH.
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Apparently they haven't plowed since like 8pm.
Can’t see the road, and then when they do plow they’ll do it as sloppily as possible, without salting. The giant hill I live on will be an icy, shitty deathtrap. This is going to be a moot point however, because it’s only going to be 18 degrees today and the shit they use on the roads is rendered ineffective in temperatures below 20.
So TL;DR, I’m stuck in the house today....
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Just watched Buried.
Gonna have some awesome nightmares now.
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Anonymous asked: your stupid. keep your comments to yourself . gonna say something? think about it first , kay? don't just blurt it out because you look like an idiot.
long live =w=
long live =w=
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IT'S TIME TO GET REAL OK?
PINKERTON FUCKING BLEW. STOP ACTING LIKE JESUS IS REACHING OUT FROM THE SPEAKERS AND BITCHSLAPPING YOU WITH THE MUSIC OF THE FUCKING GODS, OK? WEEZER IS OVERRATED, AND PINKERTON IS MEDIOCRE AT BEST. EL SCORCHO? REALLY? ARE YOU HONESTLY GOING TO TELL ME THAT THIS IS THE FUCKING SONG YOU WILL TELL YOUR KIDS ABOUT WHEN YOU’RE 40 AND BORED AND REMEMBERING THE GOOD OLD DAYS? THIS SHITTY,...
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LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I JUST CHALLENGED ALPHA...
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Tumblr is unfollowing people for me. I don't know...
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doctorhoo replied to your post: It’s time for a ‘Musicians I hate’ post.
I think you just gave me a boner.
This is the best response to that post I could have ever hoped for, so thank you. Tumblr won’t let me in my ask box to see the damage, but I’ve got some notes in there. Only 2 unfollows though, surprisingly.
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canvasfire asked: YOU SHOULD BE SORRY. GOD. THIS HATEFUL ANON CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH YOU.
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WHY SO LIVEJOURNAL TODAY, TUMBLR?
Anonymous asked: GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID WHORE. I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT WHO YOU CHOOSE TO BE. STOP POSTING ON TUMBLR AND JUST GET OFF THE INTERNET. FOREVER. AND EVER. YOUR OPINIONS ARE INVALID.
THIS GATOR IS GOING TO GAIT ALL OVER YOU.
THIS GATOR IS GOING TO GAIT ALL OVER YOU.
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It's time for a 'Musicians I hate' post.
Aim is down, so I may as well use my Tumblr for evil bitching, right?
DISCLAIMER: Just my opinion, I’m not Jesus, no need to agree, feel free to hate me forever and ever or just keep scrolling ok? Ok.
In no particular order:
-Panic at the Disco. Because if I wanted to hear showtunes sung by a monkey I’d just drop acid and hit Vegas. Also because Ryan Ross started it.
Cutting the...
Anonymous asked: why the fuck would you reblog that panic! cover if you don't want it to happen? hi, you're kind of stupid.
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10 really good design tips written entirely in... →
timaserif:
rlottery:
LOL THE NINETIES
this is my new favorite
Oh my fucking god.