July 2010
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Today is a sad day.
But whatever. I’m going to go back to cleaning up after you now.
Jul 31st
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Okay so I made this challenge and I don't know if...
chimeer: intruder: valkyries: nevertrustajunkie: The Touchy-Tumblr-Is-Going-To-Fight Challenge. Day 1 – Do you believe in God?/What religion are you? Day 2 – Do you believe in an afterlife? What do you believe happens when you die? Day 3 – Are you proud to be from whatever country you are from? Day 4 – What is your view on gay marriage? Day 5 – Do you think sex before marriage is okay? ...
Jul 31st
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Dear John Mayer
Anyone who spends an hour Photoshopping their iPhone inbox for internet lulz is (in the wise words of 4chan) trying too hard. It wasn’t even a particularly clever shoop, or a funny shoop - it’s on par with lolcats, dude- and furthermore, Jordan Rubin was not the first person to even shoop his inbox badly! I bet there’s some goon on SA who’s lamenting the decision not to...
Jul 27th
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Also we're listening to a mix I made from '06....
Jul 25th
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Meanwhile, the exterminator just sprayed for...
yokel: I smell weed
Me: I assure you it is not us
Yokel: someone's smoking a blunt
Girlfriend of yokel: I smell it, too!
Sarah: it's probably Game Stop
Me: yeah, my money is on Game Stop.
Yokel: *suspicious* it smell like weed in hurr
Me: your weed should -not- smell like roach spray.
Jul 25th
Jul 25th
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one forty plus: Bed →
My whole life I’ve hated going to bed. I like falling asleep instead. Falling asleep is so much better than going to bed because you don’t get tangled up in the logistics. Falling asleep happens for you, even if it means waking up at eight to the sun assaulting your eyes while a block of metal… Clearly, following John Mayer was the best decision I made the week before last.
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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“Hiiii, remember the time I drove over the fence near your driveway?”
– Noelle, to the person whose fence she just drove over while I was on the phone with her
Jul 25th
Jul 25th
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STOP POSTING/REBLOGGING CHILD PORN
doctorhoo: Jesus fucking Christ. That little girl is fucking 11 years old. I don’t give two shits if she’s annoying.  You have to find the irony in posting pics of her with a dick in her mouth while constantly talking about her parents deserving to go to jail. Re-blogging child porn is just as wrong. Its nasty and I don’t want to fucking see it.  I am SEETHING right now about this garbage. Its...
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 24th
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Megs
<3 that was an amazing story. Thank you ever so for letting me read it. I wish that I could see Ducklips with you. Maybe one day! <3
Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 24th
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Jul 23rd
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Did I really just fire someone while wearing a Where the Wild Things Are t-shirt? Yes. Yes I did.
Jul 23rd
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Jul 22nd
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i think
markmelove: that it’s time for a tom conrad spam. http://www.flickr.com/photos/youbredraptors/sets/ This is a good idea. I’ll start.
Jul 22nd
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Russell Brand uses words like 'recalcitrant' and...
Now I have to go to work. Too much sweet tea; I need an intervention.
Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
Jul 21st
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vanessadoes asked: What is or has been your favorite gift you've received? What's the story behind it?
Jul 21st
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I've spent all night worrying and feeling bad....
Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
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Jul 21st
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Jul 21st
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“You can’t copyright an ingredients list. If you could, only one person...”
– Weenie, explaining how you can copyright a recipe’s instructions, but not a recipe’s ingredient list
Jul 20th
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I'll tell you if you ask →
Ask me questions, spam me, remind me to tell that story I said I’d tell. Whatever it is, click here to get to my ask page.
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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Why Facebook is over
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9179258/The_five_stages_of_Facebook_grief?taxonomyId=169&pageNumber=1 This is an awesome article explaining why people are getting burned out on Facebook. I think it’s really interesting, because most of these reasons play a part in why I won’t use it. I don’t want some ho I beat up in high school to know about my life, I have...
Jul 19th
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Inception
Everyone swore I’d oh my fuck love it, right? Wrong. Mostly I just wanted them all to die and for Leonardo DiCaprio to wake up on the Titanic and for Ellen Page to wake up knocked up. It does hold a record for the most eyerolls I’ve ever delivered in one movie, though. I don’t understand how people were so entertained. I mean really. And how was the ending shocking? I should...
Jul 19th
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Attn Empires fans
Thank you. Please keep it up! My dashboard makes me happy.
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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Jul 15th
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Beejah
I love you so much, but your job scares me. http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10196/1072946-55.stm - If it’s your thing, please keep these guys in your prayers. Their job is so dangerous.
Jul 15th
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Today
I got Twizzlers in the mail from Megs. Still waiting on Alex love but I have faith that the post office gods didn’t eat it. I have things to send out that will be sent this week, as the post office is unavoidable for much longer. Expect something awesome soon, all of you. I love my friends so much.
Jul 14th