May 2010
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May 31st
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May 30th
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Hey, bad penny.
Are you completely incapable of getting the fuck out and staying the fuck out? The world doesn’t revolve around me, I know, but I only mean it in terms of my life. Seriously I heard it mentioned that you were back in town yesterday and I’ve been nauseated ever since. You’re the worst person I have ever known. The worst. And you did so much damage to me that I am still not over...
May 29th
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For Weenie: a look at your astrology sign
Scorpio You got into computers early so you could use made-up, bulls**t terminology and get away with it. Most hackers are Scorpios, as are most people who think they’re going to find fame on a chat board. You embarrass Libras because you like your coffee straight out of the bag, eaten with a spoon. You may have actually snorted Chock Full o’ Nuts at one time in your life. You...
May 28th
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Really, does anyone out there enjoy Samantha...
May 28th
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Andrew Zimmern is at the Arizona State Fair
Dear Weenie. He’s eaten deep-fried, batter-dipped bacon in sausage gravy, a deep-fried moon pie, Navajo fry-bread, and deep-fried peaches. I am so fucking hungry right now. It is October 15-November 7. I think we need to have a serious discussion about the possibility of going to this if the Arizona government stops this racial profiling bullshit. It takes 34 hours to get to Phoenix. It...
May 28th
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May 28th
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LISSA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO. I LOVE YOU. THANKS FOR...
May 26th
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May 26th
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WatchWatch
WEENIE. BY THE TIME YOU ARE ALL BETTER THERE WILL BE A NEW SCISSOR SISTERS ALBUM. YES YES IT COMES OUT JUNE 28TH. PERFECT TIMING, OR THE PERFECT TIMING? I LOVE YOU. I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE FEELING BETTER. SOON YOU WILL BE FEELING BEST AND WE CAN ONCE AGAIN RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET. BIG LOVE. PS SORRY IT’S FROM PEREZ HILTON. IT’S THE ONLY SITE WITH THE VIDEO FOR EMBEDDING.
May 26th
ListenRemember the time I was really sick and, to make...
May 26th
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May 24th
hell's lover boy: just want to repost this :( →
chimeer: it’s ridiculous when people claim to campaign for glbt rights and are all for the gays and their little slash stories but then use derogatory terms like faggot, gay or the apparently new popular term “fgt”. just because you took out the vowels doesn’t mean you’ve changed the meaning of the word… I agree. Now an honest question because I can’t keep up with this PC stuff: if you only...
May 24th
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Maybe I'll tell you about the things that you're...
Hi, Weenie. I’m sure the land of push-button morphine and nerve blockers is no-doubt making you feel awwwright right now, but for now I have to tell you about something important: the new season of The Real Housewives of New York. So. First of all, Bethenny and Jill Zarin are aren’t friends anymore? In the beginning of this season Jill was blabbing to the press about Bethenny and what...
May 22nd
May 22nd
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The Megs: What is your favorite thing about being... →
I love every little thing about being a New Yorker. I can’t imagine living anywhere else. I love the diversity. I have grown up around people of every race and religion, and it seriously throws me when I travel somewhere and find myself surrounded by white people. I love the mix of people… This is probably the best essay on NYC I’ve ever read. I have to tell you though, from an...
May 21st
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May 20th
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Fuck.
If I could take your place, I would. I mean it. Lots of people probably say shit like that, but I’m serious. Hey where the fuck do I sign? If I could I just would, despite the fact that I’m am fully aware that I am terrified of the following (including but not limited to): hospitals in general, needles, being touched by people, touching things other people have touched, touching...
May 18th
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WHY IS THE AMERICAN HOSPITAL SYSTEM SO FUCKING...
May 18th
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Sleep for Success: Creativity and the Neuroscience... →
This makes the most sense ever. Thank god I sleep more than I used to. azspot: For years, scientists thought that the function of sleep was merely to rest the body and mind, but recent research suggests that sleep is essential for both learning and creativity. It’s no surprise that people who are well rested learn better and are more creative. What is new is the value of sleeping after...
May 17th
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May 17th
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I AM SO FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW THAT I...
May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
May 9th
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Clients From Hell: Actual email from a band →
k so we want album work done,just a cover fpr a cd and of course a logo on it we are releasing an E.P that is we are pying about $2000 for and we want it to be superb.. we want it to be really super cool and epic. detailed and precise our budget.. we will discuss it. we want an angelic demon… The original vision for Empires: Bang right here.
May 8th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
May 2nd
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May 2nd
May 2nd
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May 2nd