Most people think that “real art” is for rich people or it’s something you see...– Jen Bekman, founder of 20x200, where, ahem, you can buy my art (via austinkleon) (via wearethedigitalkids) (via theonlymagicleftisart)
How long have you been living off of just Jell-O?– Weenie, playing the concerned citizen upon hearing of my attempt at an all Jell-O diet.
itsfuckinrocknroll: Oasis - Live Forever Maybe...
No Such Zone: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A... →
Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said: ¨THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?¨ A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to… Possibly the best rebuttal ever…
If you love Circa Survive, you should buy their album instead of trying to get someone to give you a download link. I hate people on the internet so bad. You can’t claim that you love the band and then steal the album they’ve been working on for almost 2 years. Get a fucking job if you can’t afford it, or save up. Also a bonus fuck you to the people who link these assholes to a...
What’s the Tumblr symbol for “I like that you posted this, but I’m appalled that this actually happened to you, and if you want me to punch him in the balls I totally will?” Dilemma. I think it should be a jar of Nutella.
Pain hurts, just as greed intoxicates and lust burns.– American Gods, Neil Gaiman (via distantasstars) (via neilgaiman)
itohesoiwteoebgwuihejwwnbgrthoeowrlw I CAN’T STOP GRINNING I LOOK LIKE I...– Lissa
Man I wish Spencer supported awkwardness. And didn’t just look at your...– Noelle, telling it like it is.
This is the longest night in what feels like forever. Seriously, nothing to do. Nothing even on television - my worst last resort. Somebody wake up and entertain me.
The canonical list of inside jokes that won't be...
Some, but not all. It would be too long to post all. Expect installments, and in no particular order. Part of the sum of ten years I wouldn’t ever take back for anything. The times we’ve laughed have far outweighed the times we’ve cried, let’s not forget. “I’m not a bitch or anything, I’m just not big on smalltalk.” “Oh yeah totally, me...
I wrote a letter to my senator telling him that...
He sent me an email that apologized for my lack of faith in our military. I sent one back: Don’t apologize. Fucking fix it.
I just woke up and Billie Joe Armstrong is on Real...
…what…? That is WAY better than another shitty re-run of How to Make It in America.
You know the one, that actress… she was in that movie where she was raped...– Sarah’s coworker, trying to compliment her by saying that she looks like Jodie Foster, without knowing Jodie Foster’s name.
New London Fire: Tonight If you don’t know...
It also got me thinking again about the trope that most bisexuals will...– Bi-Furious! (via sexisnottheenemy) (via themegs)
I had to listen to it just because you said the intro was dumb.– Noelle, on the new Pagoda song. (The intro is, in fact, hella dumb)
And. Are you fucking KIDDING ME. ON TOP MODEL THE GODDAMN TYRA MAIL IS IN...– Lissa, freaking out about Papyrus. Again.
No, really, we need to "castrate" Sean Hannity.
(via dsfincannon) Did you see this? Epic timing. I lold.
For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes...– Vincent van Gogh
neilgaiman: @neilhimself: The House on the Rock Halloween AMERICAN GODS weekend is going to happen! @neilhimself: Here’s the HOUSE ON THE ROCK blog, with details: http://thehouseontherockjournal.blogspot.com/ OH HOLY SHIT WHAT.
I am fucking embarrassed to be an American today.– Weenie, telling it like it is.
There is no god.
If there was, he would have smited America to shit by now for our sins against the world. Fuck this shithole. I’m moving to Canada. They may be sort of lame sometimes, but at least they aren’t crazy murderers. http://collateralmurder.com/
The Font Police
Me: Come on, Papyrus fits... somewhere...
Lissa: Everyone hates it so much. Someone used it for a project a few semesters ago. We loled so hard before he even started talking. Even the teacher was like '..lol. sorry but you deserve it.'
Me: Wtf someone used it?!
Lissa: People still use comic sans, too.
Lissa: And Jokerman.
Me: Irony? No excuse, art school kids.
Lissa: No irony.
Lissa: Straightfaced 'what? I like it!'
Lissa: Fuck my cultural teacher too. She uses all three.
Lissa: 'the kids love jokerman, it makes you pay attention!'
Lissa: Fuck you, geosans light bitch.
Lissa: BEBAS MOTHAFUCKAAA
Me: I love you.
Lissa: There's so much kerning required for Bebas.
Me: THIS needs to go in my blog.
Lissa: It's a bitch. 200 the whole thing and manually do it word by word.
Lissa: Ahaha Typography bitching?
Me: Yes. I enjoy it. Remember the time that person in a chat used Comic Sans and we had just met but you bitched them out so hard I knew I had to be your friend forever?
Lissa: I have the commitment. I think I'm gonna get 'comic sans' in helvetica on my ankle.
Lissa: I did not know that had any bearing on our being friends after but it makes me grin.
Me: THAT. Is a legit tattoo.
Me: I think we were already friends. But I lold so hard. And so meanly. Usually I'm the ball-buster. You're like the font police.