March 2010
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Matt Rubano D:
I can’t even play your parts in the New TBS stuff because you play like 32nd notes of awesomeness, but I love you none the less. Thank you for being my favorite member of TBS, and for having such incredible abs. Fuck this was a total kick to the face. Dear migrating bassists: please stop it. Love, me.
Mar 29th
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Just when I thought Facebook couldn't get worse
Now they’re going to add a location feature? PROTIP: nobody cares about your status updates now, dude. Who’s going to care about your location updates, your mom? She’s busy with her own life, I assure you. On the bright side, at least people will have a better tool for avoiding the Facebook-obsessed in public…
Mar 29th
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About that Canon EF 70-200 L-Series Travel Mug...
This dude is selling them on Ebay for $69 and I bought one. I realize this is like a 100% mark-up but I do not care. I could not care less, not even if you gave me $69 to try. Fucking a. You’ll see me mid-April, carrying around my travel mug and looking cool as hell - except that most of you are internet friends who live far away, so instead imagine that you see me and the results are...
Mar 24th
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“Noelle they have this thing that is like a hoodie only longer w/ no zipper. I...”
– me, being blonde and talking to Noelle via IM about these cool “hoodies” I saw at Target.
Mar 21st
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Mar 18th
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Teleportation
me: I'm driving all over the city looking for peanut butter bunnies.
Noelle: Ngl I'm selling them at work.
me: Damn
Noelle: If there were a quick and efficient way to get them to you, I would. We haven't invented the teleporter yet.
me: We should get on that.
Noelle: We're both geniuses in our own way, we could get it done.
me: We are. But we'd forget one critical thing and our DNA would splice with a fly's.
Noelle: You're right. We're that kind of people.
me: AKA the wrong kind of people to invent teleportation.
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FUCK YEAH ANTHONY GREEN: To the people freaking... →
Uh Anthony himself is special ed - He is dyslexic and was in special classes. Some of you are really pissed off that Anthony left a comment on a Facebook picture that he “looks like a special ed kid”. Was it the nicest and most considerate thing to say? Probably not. But seriously, you guys, saying that he’s heartless and fucked-up is a little much. He was kidding. His…
Mar 10th
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