The Gay Blades | Mick Jagger
Going to see The Gay Blades at the Artworks...
Tom and Sean hate Manny, the venue’s owner, and I suppose I know why now - beyond what a fucking weirdo he is. Not only does the bathroom “look like the set from Saw” (Tom’s words), the dude also completely fucks over artists. So that’s nice. No wonder no one wants to play Pittsburgh. http://www.iwasaround.com/music/manny-theiner-will-screw-your-band-over/...
Christmas Wish List
I know that I don’t know many of you well, dear Tumblr, but if perhaps you were thinking of getting me something for Christmas/Hanukkah/whatever you celebrate I’m hoping you’ll do me a favor and get something for someone in need instead. You see, I don’t need anything - I’m blessed as fuck, actually, and during this time of the year I like to remember the people who...
unapologeticpgh: Sometimes, I’m glad I grew up when I did and how I did because it afforded me the opportunity to get into movements and music scenes that inspire(d) intellect and the pursuit thereof instead of… well, whatever it is that groups like Millionaires and Brokencyde inspire kids into becoming. Diseased maybe? I refuse to believe that kids actually listen to Brokencyde the same way...
If one more person tries to find me on Fakebook...
I'm just kidding tbh weenie smells just fine. ...
Cool story bro
Long Live Long Beach!
alexalgebra: Oh my god…what a crazy Thanksgiving adventure! So a week or two ago I booked us a place online to stay at last night. We drove out to Long Beach yesterday afternoon, found the place, then discovered that IT WAS CLOSED. DOWN. Yep, cleaned out, vacated, gone, yet they neglected to turn off their online booking system. I had a confirmation email and everything. Read More That...
This email isn’t going to be as polished as I would normally send, but I’m upset...– Yesterday we received a letter from a customer who wore her GladRags Pantyliner through a security scanner and was so traumatized by her resulting TSA genital search that she wanted to warn other women. (Read her letter above). Her past history of sexual assault made this experience a nightmare for...
on my fifth listen of destroya and just now...
midnightentity: like yeah it’s really bullets-era in its energy but even more - VERY VERY ODDLY SO - it is REALLY REALLY REMINISCENT of early-mid-era taking back sunday like the union or error operator mb so much so that it’s kind of creeping me out now that i’ve realized it WHAT HAVE U BEEN LISTENING TO GARRY Get out of my head istg. It completely reminds me of the original version of...
Black Friday?! More like Black People Yellin at Me...
And ps, for every motherfucker who comes to a bakery today: THEY ARE ALL FUCKING FRESH OK? WE’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4 IN THE FUCKIN MORNING BAKING EVERYTHING SO YOU FAT FUCKS CAN EAT IT AND DIE OF HEART FAILURE SOONER. SO BUY YOUR COOKIES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS OR UP YOUR ASSES - I DO NOT CARE - JUST DO IT QUIETLY AND WITHOUT BEING DICKS OK? OK. /justifiable anger
Chicago: a recap
Leaving at 11pm. Driving all night Indiana is the biggest shithole istg Audiobooks put everyone in the world to sleep - except Ween. See also: Vicodin. “I want chicken nuggets.” Breaking into the clean, blocked-off part of the rest stop bathroom because the other part was filthy. ”Come on, Indiana.” Not getting pulled over by a single cop, despite Ween’s...
You Bred Raptors: just got back from empires →
chimeer: I managed to go to Chicago, get an epic spot upstairs, watch the show… and leave without seeing a single person I knew from Tumblr. which side were you on? there was someone on the left as you faced the stage I thought might have been Noelle but I don’t think she was there at all. Pretty much center all night - we got there late but there were like 10 people upstairs and two of...
You Bred Raptors: just got back from empires →
hypnotically: chimeer: hypnotically: chimeer: hypnotically: two words: HOLY SHIT love em love em love em. they get better every time. i think this was the best show to date. that’s exactly how I felt about it. you did an excellent job helping to pushing away the random drunk guy! xP hehe, and I got to play bouncer/bodyguard too :) :( shoot! that sucks. it’s always fun to see...
I hate when people say things like, "I know nobody...
Hi, Tumblr. I’m back.
just got back from empires
chimeer: hypnotically: chimeer: hypnotically: two words: HOLY SHIT love em love em love em. they get better every time. i think this was the best show to date. that’s exactly how I felt about it. you did an excellent job helping to pushing away the random drunk guy! xP hehe, and I got to play bouncer/bodyguard too :) so for everyone else, there was this drunk guy who just barged in...
One time our GPS unit, whom we've named Agnes...
Fucking hipster.– Weenie’s response to a dude who gave us a thumbs up from his car.
Do you know how they make evaporated milk?– Weenie, somewhere in Indiana, asking the pertinent questions
If there is one thing anyone needs to understand about me it is that MCR does...– N’well, who is not like Ryan Ross at all…
midnightentity: LOL AND TOM’S SAYING THAT THEY WANTED THAT LEVEL OF UNCOMFORTABLENESS AND MAKING PEOPLE BE LIKE “…SHOULD I BE WATCHING THIS” OHHHH BAAAAND Lissa and I were just talking about that. And how basically that was Tom saying ~We wanted it to be like Cinemax After Dark without venturing into the Spice Channel territory.
Does anyone want the awkward audio of the local101...
http://www.sendspace.com/pro/dl/t17iel hurr you go. I was bad about cutting it off so you get bang, too.
If anyone tries to eat Sean’s young, Tom is going to have something to say about...– Steph, who is quiet but has a lot to say. (via awarningmark)
Maybe Empires’ special guest is Oprah! I want to meet Oprah.– Weenie
Aim/Comcast/everything else tonight
I would type shit and it was so lagged I couldn’t even see what I was typing until it showed up missing every third letter. Restarting aim just made my entire system hang for an hour, and I couldn’t reboot because I was editing. Tonight was grand. It felt like the summer again. Gah. Time to sleep hopefully.
That kid is weird.– Weenie on Tom
The Effects of Being in a Band vs. Owning...
Weenie: Dickblinds? Really? And that's why he's single.
Me: Except he isn't.
Weenie: Well he's in a band.
Me: Being in a band negates the effects of dickblinds.
I am the Juan Valdez of photography tbh
Ween: I'm gonna be your photography transportation director. I'm gonna be unionized so watch out.
Me: Bitch I'm replacing you with a donkey. Donkey gon' work for hay. What chu gon' work for, Weenie?
Ween: You're gonna be the Juan Valdez of photography.
Me: Me and my burro.
When the fuck am I going to have time to sleep?
6am is the bitching hour, obviously. Bear with me. I just like to get the negative out so I can better appreciate the positive in reality. Or something. Mostly I just can’t sleep, and cataloging my misery helps to wear me out. Also I’ve tried to cut this 4 times and Tumblr is like loln every single time. Sorry you have to scroll. Dog barks all fucking morning no matter what I do....
midnightentity: if i could just walk around people’s houses invisible i would probably eat all their food and become the single fattest invisible person ever but that wouldn’t matter because i’d be invisible
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever told you, you are like the Daria of Tumblr? Much love though.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10323/1104807-100.stm Apparently some gangstas~ took the night off from terrorizing the mall to terrorize everyone who went downtown for Light Up Night. There was a shooting and multiple fights. I don’t care how fucking ‘oppressed’ you think you are and I know all about the fucking cycle of poverty, but seriously how do you bring a weapon to...
So today was fucking awesome for buying shit
I know we already discussed that today was a good day to shop, but can I just freak out for 5 more minutes? I got: Camera Bag - $19.99. Saved $20.00 (+ no more shoulder ache x infinity) Camera Strap - $14.00. Saved 16.00 (+ less of a chance of being robbed) BBerry car charger - $4.50. Saved $20.00 Sandisk 8gb Extreme III SDHC card - $31.00. Saved $50.00 2 pair jeans that don’t fall...
BL/ind: lol everyone on Tumblr is from... →
icanthelpbuttobehere: openupalittlehappiness: theorythieving: openupalittlehappiness: ladymegi: openupalittlehappiness: oldheadlights: neverbeensosurreptitious: omgsheactually: rawronthefloor: amyluvsgaskarth: thathardcorekid-: kittensauce: -sittonmyface: Come to Texas We have jerky. come to canada we have mooses. Come to New Hampshire. We have no tax. come...
what the tagline/youtube summary for bang should...
icanthelpbuttobehere: markmelove: midnightentity: do you enjoy softcore porn do you enjoy creative new artistic forms of voyeurism do you enjoy good old-fashioned rock n’ roll then BOY DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU do you enjoy creepy-but-in-a-strangely-sexy-way men do you enjoy angry hot men with beards do you enjoy seeing Pete’s ex-gf in compromising positions
icanthelpbuttobehere: zeriously: severability: mooserrific: slightestwind: sceaterian: For ideal_angels This is Jeanae for reference: I believe this is the same person (notice Hemmy?): Now match that tattoo on her shoulder to this: HOLY SHIT THAT’S JEANAE. HOLY SHIT. O_O LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OH MY GOD This only furthers my hypothesis that there are only 27 people in...